Funny Beard Quotes

We just finished labeling another production run of beard oil and thought we'd finish up the day with some funny / remarkable beard quotes. - so here they are:
  1. I Would Give Up My First Born Son, Before I Give Up My Beard. - Ian Hart
  2. You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion G. K. Chesteron
  3. It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still ~ Bill Bailey
  4. Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there - Minnie Pearl
  5. All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women W.C. Fields
  6. Don’t go shaving, fellas Alexander ‘Conquistador’ Antebi
  7. I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man - Johnny Weir
  8. The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress - Ashton Kutcher
  9. When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin - Rosario Dawson    
  10. I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches - Jarod Kintz
Stay tuned for our upcoming post on the Top 10 Hero Beards.     


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